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GET PAST THE INBOX. ONTO THE DESK.

Turn target accounts into meetings.

Lumpy Postman helps B2B companies reach hard-to-reach decision makers with targeted physical mail, timely human follow-up, and clear campaign reporting.

Built for B2B companies where one new client can justify the campaign.

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Tell us about your dream client and we'll show you exactly how we'd land a meeting with them.

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THE PROBLEM

If your dream client is worth more than an email, a stronger approach is needed.

The companies you really want to work with are not always searching Google, clicking ads, or replying to cold emails. They are busy, already have suppliers, and get approached constantly.

As digital outreach becomes cheaper, faster, and easier to ignore, high-value accounts need a more deliberate approach.

Lumpy Postman gives your outreach a physical reason to exist, then follows up while the package is still fresh.

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WHAT WE DO

Direct mail and follow-up for B2B meeting generation.

We help you choose the right accounts, send something they notice, follow up properly, and turn attention into qualified conversations. This is not bulk mail or novelty gifting — it is targeted account-based outreach for businesses that know who they want to reach.

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TARGETED PROSPECTING

We research and curate a precise list of companies and decision-makers aligned with your ideal customer profile.

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ASSET CREATION

We craft personalised outreach materials, scripts, and messaging tailored to your audience and offer.

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LUMPY MAIL DELIVERY

A physical parcel lands on your prospect's desk before we ever dial, making your brand impossible to ignore.

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FOLLOW UP & CONVERSION

We follow up by phone and email, qualify leads, and book meetings while the parcel is still fresh.

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REPORTING

Full campaign transparency — every call, outcome, and opportunity documented and delivered to you.

WHY CHOOSE US

Built for Results

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PHYSICAL MAIL THAT GETS OPENED

A lumpy parcel triggers curiosity and gets handled. It sits on desks. It gets talked about. That's what every cold call should follow up on.

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PRECISELY TARGETED OUTREACH

We don't blast lists. We research and curate a tailored prospect list specific to your business, so every contact is worth making.

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PROVEN CONVERSION PROCESS

Our structured 5-step system is refined through real campaigns. Every touchpoint is deliberate, consistent, and built to convert.

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FULLY MANAGED — WE HANDLE IT ALL

From ideation to execution, we take care of everything. You focus on closing; we handle filling your pipeline.

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WHO IT'S FOR

Built for B2B companies where one new client matters.

Lumpy Postman works best when the customer value is high, the target market is clear, and the sales team can turn meetings into revenue.

Best fit

  • Sell high-value products or services
  • Know the accounts they want to reach
  • Have a clear sales process
  • Can handle booked meetings quickly
  • Have a strong audit, demo, consultation, or proposal offer
  • Can justify the campaign from one new client

Not the right fit

  • Low-value offers
  • Unclear target markets
  • No sales process
  • No capacity to handle meetings
  • Brand awareness as the only goal
  • Expectation of guaranteed revenue without sales follow-up
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See if the numbers work for your business.

ROI CALCULATOR

Is Lumpy Postman Worth It For You?

Plug in your numbers to see the potential return from a Lumpy Postman campaign.

Your Business Numbers

Your Estimated Results

Meetings per month
20
New clients / month
6
Estimated monthly revenue generated
$150,000
Campaign cost
$4,950
Return on investment
3,030%

Results vary by industry, offer, and team. This calculator uses your inputs to give a directional estimate — not a guarantee.

REPORTING

Reporting that creates value beyond the first meeting.

Every campaign creates more than immediate opportunities.

You see which accounts engaged, which contacts responded, which objections came up, which segments showed interest, and where future follow-up is worth focusing.

The campaign does not just create meetings — it gives your sales team better data for the next move.

PRIMARY METRICS
Meetings booked Meetings attended Warm leads Future opportunities Opportunities created Pipeline value Sales outcomes Next campaign
CAMPAIGN REPORT

July Campaign

LIVE
Accounts delivered
100
Meetings booked
21
Pipeline value
$150K
SUPPORTING METRICS
Packages delivered Calls completed Emails sent Conversations Positive replies Objections Disqualifications Future follow-up
PRICING

A new acquisition channel you can add to your business.

Lumpy Postman helps businesses reach targeted decision-makers through personalised physical outreach campaigns designed to create meaningful sales conversations.

MONTHLY PACKAGES

Choose your monthly reach.

Every month, Lumpy Postman puts your business in front of a targeted number of high-value prospects.
Consistent
75 target accounts / month
$3,850
per month
For businesses wanting to establish a consistent acquisition channel.
Growth
100 target accounts / month
$4,950
per month
For businesses wanting to expand their reach and create more sales opportunities.
Scale
150 target accounts / month
$7,500
per month
For businesses wanting to maximise coverage and build a larger prospecting engine.

Plus one-off set-up & onboarding fee

BEFORE YOU COMMIT

Want to test the channel first?

Before committing to a new acquisition channel, you probably want to see if it works. We created a simple way to experience Lumpy Postman before committing to an ongoing monthly programme.

ONE-TIME INVESTMENT
$2,500
No monthly commitment. No long-term contract.
Put your business in front of 50 ideal prospects and see how your market responds.
Just a simple way to test whether this acquisition channel works for your business. Scale when you're ready.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
  • 50 carefully selected target accounts
  • Decision-maker research
  • Personalised outreach package
  • Gift sourcing
  • Fulfilment & delivery management
  • Structured follow-up process
  • Campaign reporting
READY?

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FAQ

Common questions.

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