Lumpy Postman helps B2B companies reach hard-to-reach decision makers with targeted physical mail, timely human follow-up, and clear campaign reporting.
Built for B2B companies where one new client can justify the campaign.
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The companies you really want to work with are not always searching Google, clicking ads, or replying to cold emails. They are busy, already have suppliers, and get approached constantly.
As digital outreach becomes cheaper, faster, and easier to ignore, high-value accounts need a more deliberate approach.
Lumpy Postman gives your outreach a physical reason to exist, then follows up while the package is still fresh.
We help you choose the right accounts, send something they notice, follow up properly, and turn attention into qualified conversations. This is not bulk mail or novelty gifting — it is targeted account-based outreach for businesses that know who they want to reach.
We research and curate a precise list of companies and decision-makers aligned with your ideal customer profile.
We craft personalised outreach materials, scripts, and messaging tailored to your audience and offer.
A physical parcel lands on your prospect's desk before we ever dial, making your brand impossible to ignore.
We follow up by phone and email, qualify leads, and book meetings while the parcel is still fresh.
Full campaign transparency — every call, outcome, and opportunity documented and delivered to you.
A lumpy parcel triggers curiosity and gets handled. It sits on desks. It gets talked about. That's what every cold call should follow up on.
We don't blast lists. We research and curate a tailored prospect list specific to your business, so every contact is worth making.
Our structured 5-step system is refined through real campaigns. Every touchpoint is deliberate, consistent, and built to convert.
From ideation to execution, we take care of everything. You focus on closing; we handle filling your pipeline.
Lumpy Postman works best when the customer value is high, the target market is clear, and the sales team can turn meetings into revenue.
See if the numbers work for your business.
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Results vary by industry, offer, and team. This calculator uses your inputs to give a directional estimate — not a guarantee.
Every campaign creates more than immediate opportunities.
You see which accounts engaged, which contacts responded, which objections came up, which segments showed interest, and where future follow-up is worth focusing.
The campaign does not just create meetings — it gives your sales team better data for the next move.
Lumpy Postman helps businesses reach targeted decision-makers through personalised physical outreach campaigns designed to create meaningful sales conversations.
Plus one-off set-up & onboarding fee
Before committing to a new acquisition channel, you probably want to see if it works. We created a simple way to experience Lumpy Postman before committing to an ongoing monthly programme.
No spam. We reply within 1 business day.